25 Things - Footloose
3. Without exception, before I get into a hotel bed, I have to untuck the sheets. I'm not talking loosening, I mean thoroughly removing any vestiges of "proper" sheet handling. While science hasn't developed a way to prove it yet, I know I'd spontaneously combust otherwise.
I don't have to worry about it at home because, silly rabbit, those sheets would never be tucked in. Ever. I like my bedding tidy but loose, so I don't feel like a trapped mummy. Taking that logic train to the next depot, one realizes I'll never be able to have this kind of bed:
Nor this one, though I'm perfectly ok with that:
As long as we're looking at beds, how's this for a cool idea? Well, if you lived in NYC where space is about $400,000 per square inch.
I'm getting way off topic here but what the heck. Here's another space-saving bedroom option, the ceiling bed:
I can't really see where this would be appropriate indoors, but it looks marvelous:
All right kiddos, that's enough talking about beds. I'm yawning and it's only 8:15.
I don't have to worry about it at home because, silly rabbit, those sheets would never be tucked in. Ever. I like my bedding tidy but loose, so I don't feel like a trapped mummy. Taking that logic train to the next depot, one realizes I'll never be able to have this kind of bed:
Nor this one, though I'm perfectly ok with that:
As long as we're looking at beds, how's this for a cool idea? Well, if you lived in NYC where space is about $400,000 per square inch.
I'm getting way off topic here but what the heck. Here's another space-saving bedroom option, the ceiling bed:
I can't really see where this would be appropriate indoors, but it looks marvelous:
All right kiddos, that's enough talking about beds. I'm yawning and it's only 8:15.
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