If you can't say something nice...

I normally bill myself as an Independent because I vote on the issues, not the party.  Because of the things that matter to me, most of the time that means I vote Democrat; for this presidential election I'm definitely wearing donkey ears.  I watched the Republican National Convention tonight to see what's being said in the other camp and to check out this Palin woman.  Holy smokes - I have hives.  Not kidding.

I'm determined to focus on the positive (or at least amusing) in this blog...let's see if I can stick to it in this top ten list.

1.  Sarah Palin is a great public speaker.  I'd love to have those nerves.
2.  She has a nice looking family.
3.  Her husband has done a number of hard jobs, she says.  Many Americans can relate.  Just look at the popularity of shows like "Dirty Jobs" or "Deadliest Catch".
4.  The speechwriters did their jobs well.  I give props where they're due.
5.  The party is really, really good at spin. 
6.  Cindy McCain looks like an earlier model of my high school friend, Tara.  I miss that girl.
7.  The rhetoric was so over the top it might be too much for folks and they'll come on over to the Obama side. 
8.  I don't think the majority of Americans can see Palin just a heartbeat away from the Presidency.
9.  Palin's daughter slicking down the baby's hair with her spit-upon hand was disgusting yet endearing.
10.  I saw Abe Lincoln in the audience.  Pinky swear, it looked just like him!

Whew.  I made it.


 

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  • 9/9/2008 10:35 PM Crystal wrote:
    Very lady like. I read in some pulp fiction years ago that ladies can say mean things as long as they say "allow me to say..." right before the zinger. I don't know if that's true, but I like the idea.
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